I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize