you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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