He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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