Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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