Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Your cock deserves a montage
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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