Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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