I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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