would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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