Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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