Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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