She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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