The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you would pick up someone in the library
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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