Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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