i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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