Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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