Sponge bath it is.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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