Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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