Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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