On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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