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• (317): View more from Indiana

  why did u let me go home with him last night?

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  u were determined it was a good idea

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good

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• (585): View more from New York

  its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just started talking about how noodles were so good

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• (406): View more from Montana

  But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers

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• (954): View more from Florida

  What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.

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