I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?