Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....

(1-540): View more from Virginia

It was the best sex i've ever had.

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(813): View more from Florida

Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.

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(516): View more from New York

I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

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(941): View more from Florida

I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.

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(719): View more from Colorado

We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?

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(509): View more from Washington

My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special

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