Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."