i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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