Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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