8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You were trust falling into bushes
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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