Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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