The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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