I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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