1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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