I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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is that a dick in a sweater?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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