I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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