How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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