We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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