Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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