That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Randomize
