Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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