The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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