I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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