You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You can't special order awesome
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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