I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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