i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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