Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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