What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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