i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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