If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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