Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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