If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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