How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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