If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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