i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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