I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize