I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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