Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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