So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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